Movie Night: If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
What happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp, offbeat comedy about resilience, revenge, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
At its heart, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could, they take on bullies, bureaucracy, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in.
This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry.
Why you’ll love it:
- A bold, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.
- Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.
- A surreal, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller, Psychological Drama
Run time: 1 h 53 min
Stars: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein
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If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
What happens when defiance meets absurdity? If I Had Legs I’d Kick You is a sharp, offbeat comedy about resilience, revenge, and the art of standing tall — even when you can’t.
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
At its heart, it’s the story of a character who refuses to be underestimated. With wit as sharp as a blade and a tongue that kicks harder than any foot ever could, they take on bullies, bureaucracy, and the bizarre twists of life in a world that constantly tries to box them in.
This isn’t just a film — it’s a satirical romp that blends biting humor with surreal visuals, turning frustration into empowerment and turning every insult into a battle cry.
Why you’ll love it:
- A bold, irreverent sense of humor that never pulls punches.
- Characters who are as eccentric as they are unforgettable.
- A surreal, stylized world where every comeback lands like a knockout.
Rating: R
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Thriller, Psychological Drama
Run time: 1 h 53 min
Stars: Rose Byrne, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein